"i’m gonna take a short nap!"
*wakes up 50,000 years later, my race is extinct, reapers are attacking again and the apes are somehow ruling the galaxy*
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off